Having A Kid Going Through A Growth Spurt Is The Best Diet Ever!

Workout
Level 1 of Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred

I think I'm ready to move up to Level 2.


Diet

Description	Calories
1/4 blueberries	20
macaroni and cheese	342
fruit roll-up	50
5 mini peppermint patties	250
2 marshmallows	45
17 Special K Italian Tomato & Herb Crackers	90
Homemade french fries	200
Turkey	190
Peas/carrots	60
Yogos	80
5 Dove dark chocolates	210
2 pieces of gum	10
5 glasses of Diet Coke	0
2 glasses of water	0
TOTAL CALORIES	1537

I know I'm eating more chocolate than a human has a right to - I know because the "uplifting" messages in my Dove chocolate wrappers are starting to get on my fucking nerves - but sometimes you do what you need to do to get by. And I'm telling you people, I NEED THAT CHOCOLATE. I'd probably be violent otherwise. I have a secret stash. If the location of the chocolate was known, my daughters would take it - not to eat it, but to use it to make a mess that will take me two hundred years to clean. It's how they roll, lately. They're also really into stealing my carefully measured and prepared snacks for themselves so I can sit there hungry while they smash the few calories I have to spend all over my hard wood floors. Maniacs.