My Wife Hates Me

I think may wife secretly hates me. Not only does she make Macraroni & Cheese (one of my favorite foods) at 11pm, she eats it right in front of me. This frustrated me so much that I forced myself to stay awake until the clock struck midnight then ran to the fridge to gobble up her leftovers.

Secondly, she made brownies. Oh sure, she would tell you that they were for the Story Time group at the library (wink wink), but I think she just wanted to have me salivating at the smells coming from the kitchen like Pavlov's dog. Thankfully she cut them up into little 85 calorie bites so that I was able to sample 1 or 2 or 4 of them.

Last, she had me do the Jillian Michaels' 30-day shred program. If you have ever done the Jillian Michaels' 30-day shred program you know the pain that I am currently going through and realize how much disdain I have for Jillian Michaels and her damn 30-day shred program.


WorkoutI did (or rather attempted to do) Jillian Michaels' 30-day shred on Level 1 with Julia beside me every step of the way. I believe she may have picked up a few new expletives along the way as I cursed the name of Jillian Michaels for making such a ridiculous workout and Leslie for not declining my offer to try it.

Diet

Time	Description	Calories
00:01am	1 1/2 cups Macaroni & Cheese	537
10:30am	1 cup Frosted Flakes (generic)	146
	1 1/2 cups 2% Milk	195
12:30pm	3 Brownie bites	255
	1 Banana	110
3:15pm	3/4 box of Apple Juice	45
4:30pm	1 Brownie bite	85
7:15pm	3 slices Turkey Loaf	360
	20 Homemade French Fries (baked)	100
8:20pm	1 Brownie bite	85
ALL DAY	6 cups of Hawaiian Punch Lite	60
ALL DAY	8 pieces of Orbit sugar-free gum	32
	TOTAL CALORIES	2010